Hello Dirtman EP

by Dirtman

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split single with Hello Whirled. their half is up at:


released September 20, 2016

ben baker drummed and produced tracks 2 and 4.




Dirtman Rochester, New York

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Track Name: Walking Whale III
postulate and carve a date for me
this is just the way that i wanna be
this is just a car

this is the dream and the dream’s a single town
the giant heart of the mighty clown
this just a carcass now
Track Name: It's Also Funny
candy apples are being thrown at your face
but you don't care
a soldier just insulted your dog
but she's not there
there are literally millions of things that could go wrong with your car
but you don't know what they are
and when you wish upon a star
it takes millions of years to go that far
Track Name: Mudlark's Son
mudlark's son is lookin' dumb
blinking his eyes in the sun
confused and turning around
hiding his head underground
so he can scream his lungs
he cries his eyes out

junior bigshot
impotent rage
never relaxed, always engaged
flustered and flapping around
putting himself on mute
so he can scream his lungs out
he cries his heart out

because he can't make sense of the world
Track Name: Gargoyle
one by one, breaking the bonds
millions of molecules --
fatal velcro detachment
one forever stationary life explodes
with sudden velocity

an ocean of opportunities

and the rope snaps
and you don’t look up
and the door slams in your face