Glyptodon, by Dirtman

Glyptodon

by Dirtman

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New album GLYPTODON on transparent pink cassette with full color cover/art. The first ever Dirtman physical release! Tape contains two bonus songs NOT on digital edition. Also includes a unique monster sticker (selected at random) and original drawing. Edition of 50. THANK YOU

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1.	Western Edge 01:17	lyrics	buy track
i’m chomping at the broken searchlight while townsmen are falling off the quiet western edge we're on the western edge we're on the western edge
2.	Into the Books 00:47	lyrics	buy track
Let’s tear out this page and start anew I was eaten back to life in a human stew I was into the books but they steered me wrong: I banished the thing when it sang too long Over the void and into the books Where demons lurk because I can’t feel the pain Over the void and into the books Where demons lurk Where demons lurk
3.	Spelunking 00:53	lyrics	buy track
Water be my guide Through the dark in the maze Arise! Summon all the ghosts Cut away the light! Cut away the light
4.	Marching Plans 01:29	lyrics	buy track
a huge variety of perfect plans across the land standing at the edge the sea: billions of mees marching with flags standing at the edge the sea...
5.	Walking Whale II 00:40	lyrics	buy track
postulate and carve a date for me this is just the way that it should be this is just a car this is just the dream and the dream’s a single town the giant heart of the mighty clown this just a carcass
6.	Don't Hate! Coronate! 01:54	lyrics	buy track
my ghost moves slow in the pocket of the great big coat what keeps my head afloat don’t trust it not to go go go... coronated for so long didn't mean a thing didn't mean a thing hated for so long didn't feel a thing didn't feel a thing
7.	Plan for Success 01:14	lyrics	buy track
I’ve got a secret plan for success and I’ve got to play it close to the vest I wrote NO but the answer was YES and I barely passed the test!
8.	It Limps! 02:37	lyrics	buy track
It limps! When you least expect it But you’ll never detect it It’s quiet and tiny It lives in the sea It limps! Through your house at night Always out of sight It changes things Not better, not worse... just different Whose side is it on? You decide. It limps.
9.	Mud March 01:34	lyrics	buy track
You were a brilliant boy surrounded by the dark You traded honesty for cupcakes and ice Forgot to name your hand in the frozen trailer park You wanted everything that was ugly and untrue Now I'll build these things for you: -a grass house -a stone arch alone in the mud march we'll live in the trees with your bones in the Mud March
10.	Bells 01:35	lyrics	buy track
all of the roadblocks on this dead end journey lost in the time zone and barking in the street
11.	Juneberry Jam 01:34	lyrics	buy track
plink plink plink
12.	Failure to Run 00:57	lyrics	buy track
There is a target in my creative heart you hit a bullseye every day with your empty commitments and your failure to run i won’t wait for inspiration
13.	Arthritis Roadshow 02:02	lyrics	buy track
everyone is buzzing with maximum torso in the mythological lands of the polish grounds! I'm shredding my voices and sewing my patches you can't wave us out today don't save us, just take heed let's go! penny for your thoughts a childhood in envelopes la la la….
14.	Insta-Kill™ 00:48	lyrics	buy track
warning signs that i should've heeded now i lay alone, defeated “insta-kill,” the package said can't believe i wound up dead works like a charm, i rave! from beyond the grave
15.	Trepanning 02:07	lyrics	buy track
Drill a hole in your head Let us talk to the dead What pain from the other side You see them, they all died You see them, they all died Nighttime comes to Jersey Buried in the dark so greasy Woke up tied to a world of fallen spires Woke up so tired I need to fall back to sleep The dead can't walk with the weak Out of fear I beg for the sun I wait for the dawn to come (Though the daylight is under siege with no hope of victory drink in the warmth of the sun before the misery comes before the misery comes)
16.	Waterslide for Fun Vacation 00:42	lyrics	buy track
it'll be a wing zinger with you as the singer we'll be laughing 'til dark at the waterslide park we'll all be amazed by the devilish daze that will bring an elation on this fun vacation oh yes we'll have elation at this fun vacation

credits

released September 21, 2016

dirtman here recorded is: dan & ben

with:
april: vocals on 1, 10, and 15
annie: bass on: 7, 9, and 11
matt: bass on 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 12, and 16
arthur: drums and recording on: 8, 10, and 13

western edge chorus: rachel, cutter, april

recorded and mixed by ben at canadaway
except 8, 10 and 13 recorded by arthur at awkwardcore studios

all songs by dan, except:
arthur wrote the initial lyrics on "mud march" (i changed them a bit)
april wrote the lyrics to "waterslide for fun vacation"
mark was responsible for the words on "failure to run"
kyle, april and dan wrote the lyrics to "trepanning"

thanks to all involved, and to ben s. for inspiring me to get writing.

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