Your Beard Is Weird

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multicolored strands
cascading ever down
a million helping hands
hiding smiles hiding frowns

and it all makes me nervous
and yes I must confess
the very thing I speak of
is a strange facial headdress

it's amazing
and it's shaming
the animals use it to nest
it helps you fly
it grows from your eye

and you can't call it stark
cause it glows in the dark
your beard is weird
and I really don't like it but I can't help but stare

your beard is weird


from Friendly Astonished EP, released May 26, 2015




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